dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
there's paper in my vomit.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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