STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize