I think I am morally bankrupt
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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