11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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