Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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