Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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