What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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