So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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