I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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