I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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