I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
When are your genitals available?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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