i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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