I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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