You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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