Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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