If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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