How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
jump out the window naked night went bad
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