I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
