HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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