He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just made my gag reflex go away.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
