I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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