It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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