kristin has been a bad kristin
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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