I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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