on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
