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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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