Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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