is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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