Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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