We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You can't just leave with hair like that
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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