omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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