marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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