then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize