Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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