the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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