Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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