Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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