It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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