Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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