I wish they made helmets for livers.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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