dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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