My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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