How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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