All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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