of course. lets lasso hookers.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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