He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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