In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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