there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize