I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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