you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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