Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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