and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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