p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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