Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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