just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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